My daughter is involved in an inter-school cookery competition. Last night, she and a friend won through to the second round which is to be held at Thames Valley University. She says that the eventual winners will be invited to help for a day in the canteen at the Microsoft Campus here in Reading. We had a discussion about what dishes would be appropriate to cook for Microsoft. The best we could come up with was 'Apple crumble', as in "I'm going to make Apple crumble for Microsoft!"