Entries from July 1, 2008 - July 31, 2008
Monday
Jul072008
Rub not thy Feet on Bread

Instructions to a child, from Lamentations of the Father by Ian Frazier:
Bite not, lest you be cast into quiet time. Neither drink of your own bath water, nor of bath water of any kind; nor rub your feet on bread, even if it be in the package; nor rub yourself against cars, nor against any building; nor eat sand.
Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape? And hum not that humming in your nose as I read, nor stand between the light and the book. Indeed, you will drive me to madness. Nor forget what I said about the tape.
(Via Scott Rosenberg' Wordyard.)
Saturday
Jul052008
Picasso on Computers

I just came across this quotation attributed to Pablo Picasso:
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
This is so extraordinarily silly that I can only assume that Pablo never actually used a computer. Otherwise he would have discovered that the questions they pose far outnumber any answers they give.