Entries from July 1, 2008 - July 31, 2008

Thursday
Jul172008

Hogweed

Hogweed (Heracleum sphondylium).  Full classification:

  • Kingdom: Plantae
  • Division: Magnoliophyta
  • Class: Magnoliopsida
  • Order: Apiales
  • Family: Apiaceae
  • Genus: Heracleum
  • Species: H. sphondylium

Photo taken in Reading University grounds, Reading, UK, on 2008-07-13.

Tuesday
Jul152008

Birdsfoot Trefoil

Birdsfoot Trefoil (Lotus conrniculatus). Full classification:

  • Kingdom: Plantae
  • Division: Magnoliophyta
  • Class: Magnoliopsida
  • Order: Fabales
  • Family: Fabaceae
  • Subfamily: Faboideae
  • Tribe: Loteae
  • Genus: Lotus
  • Species: L. corniculatus

Photo taken in Reading University grounds, Reading, UK, on 2008-07-13.

Sunday
Jul132008

Great Willow Herb

Great Willow Herb (Epilobium hirsutum).  Full clssification:

  • Kingdom: Plantae
  • Division: Magnoliophyta
  • Class: Magnoliopsida
  • Order: Myrtales
  • Family: Onagraceae
  • Genus: Epilobium
  • Species: E. hirsutum

Photo taken beside the large lake, Reading University grounds, Reading, UK, on 2008-07-13.

Monday
Jul072008

Rub not thy Feet on Bread

Instructions to a child, from Lamentations of the Father by Ian Frazier:

Bite not, lest you be cast into quiet time. Neither drink of your own bath water, nor of bath water of any kind; nor rub your feet on bread, even if it be in the package; nor rub yourself against cars, nor against any building; nor eat sand.
Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape? And hum not that humming in your nose as I read, nor stand between the light and the book. Indeed, you will drive me to madness. Nor forget what I said about the tape.

(Via Scott Rosenberg' Wordyard.)

Saturday
Jul052008

Picasso on Computers

I just came across this quotation attributed to Pablo Picasso:

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.

This is so extraordinarily silly that I can only assume that Pablo never actually used a computer.  Otherwise he would have discovered that the questions they pose far outnumber any answers they give.