What Zoologists get up to at the Breakfast Table
From the end of a post by Darren Naish at Tetrapod Zoology:
... I'll finish by mentioning the fact that I dislocated my right shoulder - again - on Sunday morning. This time I managed to do it while sitting at breakfast. I was imitating a chimpanzee spearing a bushbaby at the time, my wails of pain assumed by those around me to be my attempts at replicating the calls of a speared strepsirrhine.
He must have a very understanding family.